The Girls’ Bathroom!

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the girls’ bathroom, you know when we go in groups and spend half an hour in there? Well, I was in a club last Saturday and I simply stood there and looked at what goes on and the sight was so funny, that I decided to share what I saw.

I realised that there is a number of different types of bathroom girls.  You see, you can learn a lot from looking at people, and that’s what I did.  The first type of girl that catches your eye is the loud one.  This girl is usually surrounded by other girls who feel the need to speak at a level higher than everybody else.  We shall call these girls tigieg (translation – chickens).  These girls talk of intimate details in front of everybody as though they owned the place.  The probably discuss the guys who are standing outside like poor idiots waiting.  They will also laugh often and loudly, especially if they’ve been drinking.

You then have those two girls who stand in front of the mirror for what seems like ages, pouting like they’re Victoria Beckham, putting on coats and coats of lipstick.  Their enemy is the mirror.  They look at it, and at everybody else for that matter, as though someone walked in on them in their own home.

You also have the fashionistas.  These girls are those who stand in a corner wanting everybody to look at them.  They are probably dressed in extreme outfits and used the trip to the bathroom as an excuse to walk around and show everyone how funky they’re dressed.

You also find the two girls who have just walked in, but really need to go and so they stand by each cubicle looking all puppy eyed and hopping from one side to the other, hoping that someone will let them go before.  This never happens and they just have to wait.

And then you have the weird girl who’s all alone, looking at people, and typing on her phone, ignoring everyone.

Any guesses to which category yours truly belongs?
Claire xxx


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